FHEasy Book CoverDecember can be busy and crazy! So hopefully adding these jokes to your next family home evening will lighten things up and add some laughs. A great gift to give is my favorite joke book Rejoice! Clean Humor. It has a great collection of all kinds of amusing things. FHEasy: A Year of Weekly Teachings and Daily Devotionals is also a great Christmas gift! 🙂

Churchy Jokes

  1. “Man: I’ll give you a candy bar if you tell me where God is. Boy: I’ll give you two candy bars if you can tell me where He isn’t.” (Heavenly Humor, 93)
  2. Pastor: “How do you like your job?” Church Janitor: “It’s a pushover. All I have to do is mind my key and pews.” (Heavenly Humor, 109)
  3. Question: What did Nebuchadnezzar do when Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego would not bow down and worship him? Answer: He had them fired. (Heavenly Humor, 135)
  4. Little Susie concluded her prayer by saying, “Dear God, before I finish, please take care of Daddy, Mommy, my baby brother, Grandma, and Grandpa … and please, God, take care of Yourself or else we’re all sunk!” (Heavenly Humor, 152)
  5. Question: What happened to Samson’s strength? Answer: It vanished into thin hair. (Heavenly Humor, 168)
  6. A little boy forgot his lines in a Sunday school presentation. His mother was in the front row to prompt him. She gestured and formed the words silently with her lips, but it didn’t help. Her son’s memory was blank. Finally, she leaned forward and whispered the cue, “I am the light of the world.” The child beamed and with great feeling and a loud clear voice said, “My mother is the light of the world.” (Heavenly Humor, 181)

Holiday Favorites

  1. What do you call a leprechaun’s pet? A lucky ducky.
  2. What do you call a leprechaun’s chicken? A lucky clucky.
  3. Why did Joseph of Arimathea let Jesus be buried in his new tomb? He only needed it for a weekend.
  4. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
  5. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? Quack, quack, quack.
  6. What do you call a rude turkey? A jerky turkey
  7. What does Santa Clause say when he walks backwards? Oh, oh, oh! Christmas Merry!
  8. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house!
  9. What do the elves sing to Santa Claus on his birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow

Just for Fun Jokes

  1. Why don’t blind people skydive? Because it scares the living daylights out of their dog. (Kids’ Funniest Jokes, 14)
  2. What’s the difference between a TV and a newspaper? Have you ever tried to swat a fly with a TV? (Kids’ Funniest Jokes, 15)
  3. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. (Kids’ Funniest Jokes, 49)
  4. With what vegetable to you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and thow away the inside? Corn on the cob. (Kids’ Funniest Jokes, 74)
  5. What did everyone ask the butcher when the cat stole the meat? What’s the matter — cat got your tongue? (Kids’ Funniest Jokes, 77)
  6. What do you get when you cross a shark with a bowl of tapioca pudding? Dangerous desserts. (Animal Jokes, 18)
  7. What do you get when you cross a talkative parrot and an ape? A blab-boon. (Animal Jokes, 19)
  8. What kind of potatoes go oui-oui-buzz-buzz? French flies
  9. What do you get when you cross a shark with a bowl of tapioca pudding? Dangerous desserts. (Animal Jokes, 18)

And My Personal Favorite

Why did the muddy chicken cross the road twice? Because he was a dirty double crosser! (Kids’ Funniest Jokes, 80)

Merry Christmas and Happy Home Evenings!

Hopefully, you have FHEasy to help you with your family home evenings during this hectic holiday season. If you don’t, I invite you to order it today. Here’s what one Amazon reviewer has to say about it:

This book has been a long time in coming. I bought one for my 6 married children with children of their own as Christmas gifts. I’m sure that it will make their FHE preparations more easy and meanigful. The parents will love it and the older grandchildren will find it helpful when it’s their turn to prepare a lesson! Thanks so much!! — Theresa Dyer

I wish you a very merry Christmas, a Happy New Year, and of course…

Happy Home Evenings!


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